FAQ About Newton
Who is Newton?
Newton is a gargoyle who loves the good things in life, such as fine dining and traveling to exotic locations.
Is Newton named after Sir Isaac Newton?
Newton is actually older than Sir Isaac Newton and therefore believes that Sir Isaac was named after him.
How does Newton travel to so many different locations?
Newton often flies commercially, but he can get quite annoying when he starts bragging about how he can fly faster than a jet and that going through the x-ray facilities in airport security violates his personal space. In fact, cavity searches are very constipating if you happen to be made of stone.
What is Newton’s favorite food?
All of it. Although he does have a preference for onion rings, fine wine, and a decent cheeseburger.
Does Newton have any famous friends?
Yes. Please refer to Newton’s “friends” page to see proof!
Does Newton have a regular workout routine to stay in shape?
No. His rock hard abs are chiseled.
How does Newton afford tickets to all the concerts and plays he attends?
Fun fact: gargoyles almost always get in free to these events!
Is Newton Real?
We can’t believe you’re asking this.
How many instruments does Newton play?
All of them, as long as melody, harmony, and rhythm aren’t an issue.
What hidden talents does Newton have?
If we told you, they would no longer be hidden.